Zack Johnson is a copywriter who wears glasses. He spent his formative years in the very humid and sticky state of Florida.

Fed up with peninsulas and enamored by the idea of occasionally wearing sweaters, he moved to Atlanta to attend The Creative Circus, where he learned to put his words to work.

Zack now wears sweaters full time at MUH-TAY-ZIK | HOF-FER.

He will haunt the building he dies in.