Mom and Dad, I have something to tell you.

First things first — PreviouslyOwnedByAGayMan.com is a real website. In fact, it’s more than just a website. It’s an inclusive online commerce community specializing in beautiful home furnishings. Meaning that, despite the name, you do not in fact have to be a gay man to buy or sell the finest décor — only appreciate good taste.

“Mom, Dad, I Have Something to Tell You” is a classic coming out story — in this case, about a man’s undeniable attraction to style and innate love of uniquely stylish home furnishings. They may or may not have been owned by gay men. Or even men. Is it that crazy of an idea? No, but it’s a funny one.

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