Sorry, somehow you stumbled upon here. Hopefully bullet points will make this less awkward.
- Born in Puerto Rico. Raised in Miami.
- Can’t write, but pretends really well at MUH-TAY-ZIK / HOF-FER
- Tends to work in cities where rent has no remorse: NYC, MIA, LA and SF
- Has enjoyed many long nights and candlelit dinners with Audi, Bud Light, Clorox, Honda, McDonald’s, Nonprofits, Pepsi, Pokémon GO, Staples, and State Farm
- Marlins, Heat, Dolphins, Panthers, Canes
- Croquetas over bagels for breakfast
- Most recently used emojis: 🦦 🤦♂️ 🖤 🐨 🍔
- Mother is his #1 fan