Royalty takes dog form in Rosie. She’s the queen bee. The star. How do we even begin to explain Rosie?
She’s flawless. We hear she has two Fendi purses, and a silver Lexus. Her fur is insured for $10,000. She does car commercials…in Japan. One time she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty. It’s rumored that she has a fling with Solange, but she’s M/H’s most sought after heartbreaker.
Aside from the raving rumors, the real Rosie is known for her knobby little broken ankles and sassy (but loving) personality. Recently, she moved to Boston with her dog mom Hannah to get back to her roots and eat all the cannolis her tiny heart desires. These days you can find her werking the camera, glowing and radiant on every Zoom call she blesses with her presence.